๐Ÿ“ˆ Pump & Dump v3.0

A satirical trading-scheme simulator.
Buy. Tweet. Dump. Profit. (Don't get arrested.)

๐Ÿ•’ Live Day Clock ๐Ÿ“ˆ Daily Charts ๐Ÿ“ฐ Live News Feed ๐Ÿฆ X / Chats ๐Ÿ‘ฅ Influencers โš ๏ธ Heat Risk ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Gold & Oil

How it works

  • Pick an asset from the watchlist โ€” penny stocks, meme coins, biotech, tech, blue chips, gold, oil
  • Buy at the bid price. Each asset has a realistic bid/ask spread.
  • Pump via X posts, hired influencers, and ads. Watch the order book fill up.
  • Exit before the heat triggers an arrest, de-bank, or margin call.
  • Clear the profit target to advance. Go bankrupt (margin call) and it's over.
  • Gold and oil require Elon Musk status (Level 4+) to move meaningfully.